Lindsay MurrayFeb 11, 20231 min readCompletely uncalled for. Emily: Hey baeeee *romantically kisses hubby in hopes of getting laid* Hubs: Hey sweetheart. Pretty dress. *goes back to playing videogames.*Lindsay: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
Emily: Hey baeeee *romantically kisses hubby in hopes of getting laid* Hubs: Hey sweetheart. Pretty dress. *goes back to playing videogames.*Lindsay: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
Michael and Lindsay at it againTime frame: Before... almost everything. "What do you want for your birthday?" "Brett Hudson." "C'mon, you know I can't give you that."...
Michael and Lindsay have a good time. "Okay Lindsay. What are my three rules?" "Communicate if I'm injured or hurt. Don't waste time making a speech or gloating, this isn't...
When I tell you I cried...Me: *comes up with a super awesome story that has a sad part.* Me: *writes sad part.* Me, to husband: "The monster got kidnapped!!"...
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