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Completely uncalled for.

Emily: Hey baeeee *romantically kisses hubby in hopes of getting laid*


Hubs: Hey sweetheart. Pretty dress. *goes back to playing videogames.*


Lindsay: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.

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