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In which the writer is bullied by her characters.

Lindsay: remember that time Emily lost her Zune up in the dance studio at WCU?

Alex: Yes.

Lindsay: Who the hell buys a Zune, anyway?

Alex: People who can't afford Apple products.

Me: Shut up, Zunes are great. I loved my Zune.

Lindsay: Remember when she bought another one, and lost that one too?

Alex: Yes.

Me: THEY WERE STOLEN

Lindsay:...uh-huh. Sure they were.

Me: THEY WERE. I SWEAR.

Alex: We know they were.

Lindsay: we believe you, we just still think you're dumb for having two Zune's stolen, from the same room, a year apart from each other.

Me:... well I never denied that.

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