Lindsay MurrayFeb 11, 20231 min readMichael and Lindsay have a good time. "Okay Lindsay. What are my three rules?""Communicate if I'm injured or hurt. Don't waste time making a speech or gloating, this isn't tv. And if you're gonna shoot someone, you'd better fucking kill them.""That's my girl."
"Okay Lindsay. What are my three rules?""Communicate if I'm injured or hurt. Don't waste time making a speech or gloating, this isn't tv. And if you're gonna shoot someone, you'd better fucking kill them.""That's my girl."
Michael and Lindsay at it againTime frame: Before... almost everything. "What do you want for your birthday?" "Brett Hudson." "C'mon, you know I can't give you that."...
When I tell you I cried...Me: *comes up with a super awesome story that has a sad part.* Me: *writes sad part.* Me, to husband: "The monster got kidnapped!!"...
That's exactly what I need, thank you. Me at work: "Oh man I'm so sore, I need some aspirin." Lindsay: "No, what we need is a TENS unit, a half a bottle of whiskey, and a...
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