Me: *comes up with a super awesome story that has a sad part.*
Me: *writes sad part.*
Me, to husband: "The monster got kidnapped!!" *cries*
Husband: "IT'S YOUR STORY, WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED OR SAD!"
Me: "IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY SHUT UP!"
Lindsay: WHY DO WE TELL HIM ANYTHING!!
Time frame: Before... almost everything. "What do you want for your birthday?" "Brett Hudson." "C'mon, you know I can't give you that."...
"Okay Lindsay. What are my three rules?" "Communicate if I'm injured or hurt. Don't waste time making a speech or gloating, this isn't...
Me at work: "Oh man I'm so sore, I need some aspirin." Lindsay: "No, what we need is a TENS unit, a half a bottle of whiskey, and a...
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