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Michael and Lindsay at it again

Time frame: Before... almost everything.


"What do you want for your birthday?"

"Brett Hudson."

"C'mon, you know I can't give you that."

"Why not!"

"You know why."

"I think 'he's too smart for the organization' is a stupid reason."

"I'm aware of what you think. Pick something else."

"I want Jesse Stone's head on a stick."

"I would love to give you that. But we agreed we'd save him for Becca."

"No, you said we'd save him for Becca. But I happen to know that Becca doesn't care. And for the record, giving Becca her former abuser isn't going to make her like you."

"I don't want her to like me. I just want her to not hate me."

"Never gonna happen. She knows what you did."

"I blame you for that."

"Well, it was, in fact, my fault. So I will accept that blame."

"Lindsay pick a damn birthday present."

"...I want a day off."

"We're flying to Texas tomorrow!"

"That's what I want."

"...fine. Go to the Lounge."

"Yesssss."

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